When
geese fly in a "V", why is one side longer?
Because there are more geese on that side Send this SMS |
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Why
do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work Send this SMS |
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What
did the turkey say to the chicken?
Gobble gobble Send this SMS |
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Why
do hens lay eggs?
If they dropped them, they'd break Send this SMS |
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Which
side of the chicken has he most feathers?
The outside Send this SMS |
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Doctor,
I can t stop behaving like a dog.
How long have you been acting this way?
Since I was a puppy! Send this SMS |
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Two
snakes meet each other..
First snake:I hope I am not poisonous.
Second snake:Why?
First snake:Because I bit my lip! Send this SMS |
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Q
: What do stylish frogs wear?
A : Jumpsuits! Send this SMS |
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Q
: What did the frog order at McDonald's?
A : French flies and a diet Croak Send this SMS |
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Q
: How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?
A : Unhoppy Send this SMS |
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Q
: What goes, 99-thump, 99-thump, 99-thump &
A : A centipede with a wooden leg Send this SMS |
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Q
: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A : Spoiled milk. Send this SMS |
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What
kind of work does a weak cat do?
A : Light mouse work Send this SMS |
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Q
: How do you identify a bald eagle?
A : All his feathers are combed over to one side
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How
do you circumcise a whale?
A : You need at least four skin divers Send this SMS |
