Q
: Why are blonde jokes so short?
A : So men can remember them. Send this SMS |
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Q
: Why do men like blonde jokes so much?
A : Because they can understand them Send this SMS |
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Q
: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A : Shine a flashlight in their ear. Send this SMS |
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Q
: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?
A : They're both empty from the neck up. Send this SMS |
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Q
: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A : From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T
WALK"Send this SMS |
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Q
: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A : So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills Send this SMS |
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Q
: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?
A : Far-from-thinking Send this SMS |
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Q
: Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?
A : They keep breaking them with the hammers.Send this SMS |
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| She
sent me a fax with a stamp on it. Send this SMS |
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| She
thought a quarterback was a refund. Send this SMS |
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| She
tripped on the cordless phone Send this SMS |
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| She
put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind Send this SMS |
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| She
took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept Send this SMS |
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| At
the bottom of the application where it says "sign here", she put
Leo Send this SMS |
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| If
she spoke her mind, she would be speechless Send this SMS |
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| When
she heard that 90% of all crimes were around the home, she moved Send this SMS |
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Q :
What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
A : She slipped off and fell down the drain Send this SMS |
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Did
you hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
It took her months to figure out she could use it at nightSend this SMS |
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| Why
did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice? Because it said
"concentrate" Send this SMS |
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| What
do you call 9 blondes standing in a circle? A dope ring Send this SMS |
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Why
can't blondes be pharmacists?
Because they can t fit the bottle in the typewriter Send this SMS |
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What
did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
OH, LOOK!! Donut seeds!! Send this SMS |
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| What
are two reasons why blondes don't mind their own business? No mind. No
business Send this SMS |
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Why
did 18 blondes go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed Send this SMS |
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| Two
blondes were driving to Tokyo Disneyland when they saw a sign that read,
"Tokyo Disneyland Left", so they turned around and went home Send this SMS |
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| Why
did the blonde dye her hair red? Instant Intelligence! Send this SMS |
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| Why
do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it Send this SMS |
