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| ☻Linux
is like a wigwam, no windows, no gates and an apache inside � |
| ☻NOKIA
VIRUS Enter PIN code: Enter PIN code: F Enter PIN code: FU Enter PIN code:
FUC Enter PIN code: FUCK YOU ! YOU JUST BEEN FUCKED BY ME |
| ☻Birdy
birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm
just happy that cows can't fly! |
| ☻I'd
ride u sitting, I'd ride u lying. If u were a bird I'd ride u flying. And
when ur dead and long forgotten I'll dig u up and ride u rotten. |
| ☻DO
NOT PRESS ANY KEY This is: -Virus- Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked
Phone Locked Phone Locked Hehe! NERVOUS?
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| ☻Feeling
stoned? feeling high? Fuck a duck and try to fly. |
| ☻Don't
drink water.� Fish fuck in it! |
| ☻5
differences between Turkish en ET: ET looked better, ET learned English,
ET came alone, ET had his own bike and wanted to go home! |
| ☻Hello
I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will
leave, I can't find a brain. |
| ☻I
don't love. I don't care. I just married a millionair. And if he dies I
don't cry, I just fuck another guy. |
| ☻Idiot
(id-ee-it) n.- One who disagrees with you. |
| ☻Elvis
is dead and I don't feel so good myself. |
| ☻Little
birdy in the sky, dropped a poepie in my eye. i don't scream, i
don't cry. i thank the lord that cow's can't fly! |
| ☻Roses
are red, violets are blue, most poems ryhm, but this one
doesn't� |
| ☻I'm
popey the sailorman, I'm member of the klu klux clan, when I
pull the triger, I kill a fucking nigger. I'm popey the sailor
man, toet toet. |
| ☻I
met a boy in the states i give him my hart he gave me aids. |
| ☻Mommy,
Mommy! Can I wear a bra now? I'm 16.. Shut up, Albert� |
| ☻How
to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ...................
.................... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up* |
☻The
best anti-virus program for a computer is SAVE-SEX.
Leave the plastic cover on the floppy when inserting in drive. |
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